Well it is certainly nice to see you all again. Yes, Yes i know it has been a while, but let me say there has been, dare I say, a plethora of things going on in the mixed and muttled life of this muggle.
This Christmas season has allowed me to be in contact with more people. Which in turn has, you guest it, caused my gears to grind. Now I don't want to come off as a scrooge in this wonderful time of year, but folks if one more person tells me to keep Christ in Christmas, or scolds me for replacing Christ with an "X" when I spell Christmas, I am going to loose my mind. For those who are reading this and are completely disgusted with me right now, please take the time to research the word "Christmas" and what the "X" means in "Xmas". Come on folks, get off your soap box, there many other more important things we can focus or time and effort than taking a stand on something like the use of the word "Xmas".
Well now that we have gotten that out of the way, lets move on to some more important matters.
For the last time I do not care about Harry Potter parodies on Youtube. Yes, I know, its hilarious and I have to see it, but here's the thing. Lean in close. You ready? I. DO. NOT. WATCH. HAROLD. POTTER!!!
Stop sending me facebook messages with Harry Potter puppet shows, rap parodies, quitage highlight reels, or even a picture of the line in front of the movie theater of the premiere of the latest movie. Your Harry Potter video is no funnier than the last 27 snip its that I had to suffer from because "its hilarious".
Well I feel better, I hope you do as well. I hope that you enjoy reading this blog. If you were offended by anything in this blog, i'm sorry, it was not my intention, but may i suggest that we all step back and not take ourselves so seriously. Learn to laugh people.
As I leave you for the rest of the year, I would like to say that I hope your Christmas is full of family, friends, and most importantly laughter. Have fun. Oh, and please have a very happy X-mas. Night everybody.
Oh and P.S. look out for my next blog in January called "Confusion in the Restaurant: A Same Side Story."
