Recently I have become increasingly agitated with the Spanish language. Shut up, I am not being racist or anything like that. My problem comes with non Spanish people that speak Spanish. I mean think about it. How many times do you go to a Mexican restaurant to enjoy a nice meal, only to be pestered by someone saying, "YO Tango oon boritto." My God are you serious. Obviously your not Spanish. Obviously you live on the out skirts of suburbia. Just because you have done construction with a Spanish speaking person does not give you the right to ruin everybodys meal at Mi Rancho sir. I am sure that you think you are impressing someone with your nonsense but the fact is you are ruining my day.
On to the next one,
Ok i know this might be over done, but people who talk in text message language, your days are numbered my friends. The thoughts that go through my brain when someone says, "lols" or "BTW", are nothing short of a Saw movie. I should punch you in the face.
So there it is, things that Grind My Gears. Trust me these are not all of them. I would say "just the tip of the iceberg" but then I would hate myself all day, and defriend myself on Facebook. Anyway, its good to be back. I hope that something i write can do nothing short of saving you from the little things that are slowly eating away at our humanity's ozone layer
P.S. I don't care if i misspelled, or didn't capitalize something.
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